jokes for dayz

• What do you call a fish with no i.Answer Fsh
• Knock knock (who’s there) interrupting cow(interrupting cow moo.
• Knock knock who's there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana.
• what do you call a and indien with ham on his head a hammer

Egg Puns

It’s eggcellent

It’s eggstreme

I did not eggspect that

Undertale puns

What do you call a broken pencil never mind it's pointless.Knock knock who's there old lady old lady who i did not know you could yodel

jokes

What do you call a book that ed was reading shhhhh he's booked.

How do you get on tv? You sit on it

How do you really get on tV? You jump in it.

How do you get a one hand dumdie to fall of a tree? You wave.

What do you get when you put sand in a witch together? A sandwich.

What do you call fredd and the y. freddy

What did the ocean say to the sea. nothing it just waved. oh i sea what you doing. i'm