the boys

where do you go when you lose a hand ?
the 2 hand shop.

where do you go when the world ends ?
new world.

knock knock  who there ?
boo boo how don´t  need to cry it was just a joke

knock knock how there interpreting cow interpreting wh
mooo


what did the the doctor say to the pig you need oink mint

so the corn  said a joke to the beatshroat  and the beatshroat said stop being so corny

what did the pencil say to the other pencil looking sharp

why did the cow cross the road   to go to the moooive

why did the  bandanna  go to the doctor ? your  not  peeling every  well
 why did the chikin  cross the road to get to the other side

greyhound rescue

Apples Potions

 By Juliette

Apple’s Potoins.

Name: Happy Potion.

What is used for: being happy for people that to be happy.

Recipe: Apples x 3/ bananas x 4 / grapes x 2 / frogs legs x4.

How to drink it. Open the bottle and drink it.

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Name : Sad Potion.

What is it used for : People that want to be sad at weddings.

Recipe: tears x3/ sunlight / bees x 6 / flys x10.

How to drink it. Open the bottle and drink it.

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Name : Hot Potion.

What is it used for : when it cold and when it is winter.

Recipe : sunlight x20/ flowers x 40/ blue dye / hot water.

How to drink it. Open the bottle and drink it.

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Jokes

1.Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

2.Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

A: Because they might peel!

3.Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A: A milk shake!

4. Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A: A bunny rabbit.

5.Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel!

6. A snake kid asks his mom, "Mom, are we poisonous?" His mother says, "Why do you want to know?" The snake kid says, "because I just bit my tongue."

7.Figs.

Figs who?

Fix your doorbell, it's broken!

8. Q.: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

9.Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A: Frostbite!

10.What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet.

11. Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to go to high school.

12. : Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

best recipe 2017 Award

Recipe one

• Roasted duck blood with a side of scrambled eggs

Ingredients duck blood, explosive source scrambled eggs  and soft diamonds.

• Head soup

(not actually human's head)

Horse head      

• Poison ivy and salad sew

One and I mean 1!!!!!!!! Poison ivy( I will not be responsible if you die) rotten salad and buns.

  BEST RECIPE AWARD

jokes for dayz

• What do you call a fish with no i.Answer Fsh
• Knock knock (who’s there) interrupting cow(interrupting cow moo.
• Knock knock who's there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana.
• what do you call a and indien with ham on his head a hammer

Egg Puns

It’s eggcellent

It’s eggstreme

I did not eggspect that

Undertale puns

What do you call a broken pencil never mind it's pointless.Knock knock who's there old lady old lady who i did not know you could yodel

jokes

What do you call a book that ed was reading shhhhh he's booked.

How do you get on tv? You sit on it

How do you really get on tV? You jump in it.

How do you get a one hand dumdie to fall of a tree? You wave.

What do you get when you put sand in a witch together? A sandwich.

What do you call fredd and the y. freddy

What did the ocean say to the sea. nothing it just waved. oh i sea what you doing. i'm

Potions

This is my potions it includes: potion of illusions, potion of immortal, potion of mutation and potion of ATOMIC.