Friday, September 22, 2017

the boys

where do you go when you lose a hand ?
the 2 hand shop.

where do you go when the world ends ?
new world.

knock knock  who there ?
boo boo how don´t  need to cry it was just a joke

knock knock how there interpreting cow interpreting wh
mooo


what did the the doctor say to the pig you need oink mint

so the corn  said a joke to the beatshroat  and the beatshroat said stop being so corny

what did the pencil say to the other pencil looking sharp

why did the cow cross the road   to go to the moooive

why did the  bandanna  go to the doctor ? your  not  peeling every  well
 why did the chikin  cross the road to get to the other side

greyhound rescue


Apples Potions

 By Juliette

Apple’s Potoins.
Name: Happy Potion.
What is used for: being happy for people that to be happy.
Recipe: Apples x 3/ bananas x 4 / grapes x 2 / frogs legs x4.
How to drink it. Open the bottle and drink it.
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Name : Sad Potion.
What is it used for : People that want to be sad at weddings.
Recipe: tears x3/ sunlight / bees x 6 / flys x10.
How to drink it. Open the bottle and drink it.
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Name : Hot Potion.
What is it used for : when it cold and when it is winter.
Recipe : sunlight x20/ flowers x 40/ blue dye / hot water.
How to drink it. Open the bottle and drink it.
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Facts about Wairarapa and map.

   Wairarapa.
Image result for map of the wairarapa nz
                    Facts about Wairarapa.
1.The Wairarapa is one of the longest-settled regions of New Zealand but the people didn’t settled in fast.
2.The european settlers were the first people in new zealand to create sheep stations which are a large farm of sheep on the plains south of Martinborough.
3.The southern coastline boasts Cape Palliser which has the largest collection of native furs made from the fur from the native animals found in NZ.
4. The Maori people named the area Wairarapa which means “land of  Glistening Waters”.
5. Masterton is the largest town in Wairarapa.

6.  There are five town in Wairarapa they are Carterton, Masterton, Martinborough, Greytown and Featherston.

Jokes

1.Knock Knock
Who’s there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!
2.Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?
A: Because they might peel!
3.Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline?
A: A milk shake!
4. Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?
A: A bunny rabbit.
5.Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?
A: A towel!
6. A snake kid asks his mom, "Mom, are we poisonous?" His mother says, "Why do you want to know?" The snake kid says, "because I just bit my tongue."
7.Figs.
Figs who?
Fix your doorbell, it's broken!
8. Q.: What do you call cheese that's not yours?
A: Nacho cheese!
9.Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?
A: Frostbite!
10.What do elves learn in school?
A: The elf-abet.
11. Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?
A: He wanted to go to high school.
12. : Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!

best recipe 2017 Award

Recipe one
  • Roasted duck blood with a side of scrambled eggs
Ingredients duck blood, explosive source scrambled eggs  and soft diamonds.
  • Head soup
(not actually human's head)
Horse head      
  • Poison ivy and salad sew
One and I mean 1!!!!!!!! Poison ivy( I will not be responsible if you die) rotten salad and buns.


  BEST RECIPE AWARD

Chalk Spelling


                                                                      My Chalk Spelling.
                                                                   

Julie Lamb Homework

Julie Lamb

Masterton is a place in NZ with 5 towns.


Greytown
Greytown is known for its carefully restored Victorian buildings and top-notch shops.


Caterton
It lies in a farming area of the Wairarapa in New Zealand's North Island. It is located 14 kilometres (8.7 mi) southwest of Masterton and 80 kilometres northeast of Wellington. The town has a population of 5,130 , out of a total district population of 8,900. Carterton was founded in 1857.


Masterton
Masterton is the largest town in Wairarapa region.


Eketehuna
Eketahuna is a small rural service town, the most southerly in the Tararua District in the Manawatu-Wanganui region of the North Island of New Zealand.


Pahiatua
Pahiatua is a rural service town in the south-eastern North Island of New Zealand with an urban and rural population of over 4,000.

Wednesday, September 20, 2017

jokes for dayz

  • What do you call a fish with no i.Answer Fsh
  • Knock knock (who’s there) interrupting cow(interrupting cow moo.
  • Knock knock who's there orange orange who orange you glad i did not say banana.
  • what do you call a and indien with ham on his head a hammer
Egg Puns


It’s eggcellent
It’s eggstreme
I did not eggspect that


Undertale puns

What do you call a broken pencil never mind it's pointless.Knock knock who's there old lady old lady who i did not know you could yodel


jokes

What do you call a book that ed was reading shhhhh he's booked.


How do you get on tv? You sit on it

How do you really get on tV? You jump in it.

How do you get a one hand dumdie to fall of a tree? You wave.
What do you get when you put sand in a witch together? A sandwich.
What do you call fredd and the y. freddy
What did the ocean say to the sea. nothing it just waved. oh i sea what you doing. i'm

Dinner Menu


Create a 3 or more dinner menu.
Starter .
  1. Fish And Chips and Nuggets soup.
  2. Pies and crips and Nuggets soup.
  3. Nuggets and soup.
  4. Lemon pie.
  5. Meat Pie.
  6. Potato Pie.

Desserts :
  1. Ice cream
  2. Rainbow Jelly
  3. Strawberry Ice cream.
  4. Rainbow Ice cream.
  5. Jelly ice cream
  6. Vanilla Ice cream.


  1. .

Monday, September 18, 2017

inqury


Directions for the Easter Bunny

Directions for the easter bunny
The easter bunny went all the way to the coromandel to where i am staying.But he doesn't know the way so i need to write him some directions.Here they are.


You start on the beach facing the ramp go north for 5 meters.Stop at the road look both ways if there are no cars carry on going north for 3 meters.Unlock the gate and go north up the driveway for 4 meters.Go east for 1 meter. “You have arrived at my beach house now lets see if you can make it to my room’’.


Go North 30 cm and Push the door towards you
(watch out for my dogs Abby and Poppy)
Poppy                        Abby


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.Then cary on going north for 7 meters but don’t trip on the stairs on your way.turn east into my bedroom.


Well done you have made it to my house!
https://cdn.pixabay.com/photo/2013/07/12/19/15/easter-154403_960_720.png
For this year!
By Millie cameron

Williams kn'ex rocket


inqury writing

Cain trapper What i already know about levers
1.a man thought he could lift the world with just a lever!
2.levers help us lift things with less effort
3.a lever is one of the most basic forms of simple machines
4.a lever can be described as a long rigid body with a fulcrum along its length
Questions                                                        1.where does the fulcrum go?If the wood is 1m the fulcrum goes 30cm along its body

2.how far can the object travel? 1m or less
3.how fast can the object go? 1 sec depending on weight
4.do you have to weigh a certain weight?you have to weight 34 kg or more
5.how have levers changed over time? Levers were first developed around 440 million years ago.a long time after that,maybe about ten million years ago some kinds of animals discovered how to use artificial levers   


Potions

This is my potions it includes: potion of illusions, potion of immortal, potion of mutation and potion of ATOMIC.









Word Codes

Words Codes: Level 2. Juliette
Catch = 3,1,20,3,8.   
Match =14,1,20,3,8.
Snatch = 19,15,1,20,3,8.
Latch =12,1,20,3,8.
Act =1,3,20.
Fact = 6,1,3,20.
Contact = 3,16,20,1,3,20.
Subtract = 19,21,2,20,18,1,20.
Admit = 1,4,13,9,20.
Angry = 1,14,7,25.
Gigantic = 7,9,7,1,14,20,9,3.
Plastic = 16,12,1,19,20,9,3.
Family = 6,1,13,9,12,25.
Badge = 2,1,4,7,5.
Canal = 3,1,14,12.
Perhaps = 16,5,18,8,1.16,19.
Attack = 1,20,20,1,3,11.
Attacked =1,20,20,1,3,11,5.    
Drag = 4,18,1,7.
Dragged =4,18,1,7,7,5,4.

                                                        

Mrs Macy

Mrs Macy


Five reasons why Mrs Macy likes pop


  • He's secretly a spy
  • He has a lot of $$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$$
  • His soup is delicious
  • She is his mum
  • She is hello neighbour  


https://docs.google.com/document/d/1i2RyjsWESEqTiiJm1FtbgF1IEmCR9X4uIIz89jOm3BU/edit

https://docs.google.com/document/d/1XTJvIBtKsGTcCXo7f76wu9GPAA_uMVZ32aW9l_B8fTk/edit

Mrs Macey tic tac toe

Mrs Macy


He is handsome


She is a stalker


He is rich


She wants money


His hair is luscious


She likes his food


She wants his number


She wants a ring


She wants to anyone Summer

He has a nice house

Marigold tic tac toe



Benefits
Downfalls
You could hide
There would be less food
You could play a big game of manhunt
Your room would be small
You could play a big game of rugby
It would be loud
Your house would be big
While you are play fighting you could get hurt
You will have friends
It would be more full if you invited friends over to play
They could teach you things
You would become poor
They could buy you stuff
You could get hurt by play fighting
You could play fight
Lots of snoring
There would be lots of birthdays
More scraps