Jokes

1.Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

2.Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

A: Because they might peel!

3.Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A: A milk shake!

4. Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A: A bunny rabbit.

5.Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel!

6. A snake kid asks his mom, "Mom, are we poisonous?" His mother says, "Why do you want to know?" The snake kid says, "because I just bit my tongue."

7.Figs.

Figs who?

Fix your doorbell, it's broken!

8. Q.: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

9.Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A: Frostbite!

10.What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet.

11. Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to go to high school.

12. : Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!