Spelling chalk 3

spelling

the boys

where do you go when you lose a hand ?
the 2 hand shop.

where do you go when the world ends ?
new world.

knock knock  who there ?
boo boo how don´t  need to cry it was just a joke

knock knock how there interpreting cow interpreting wh
mooo


what did the the doctor say to the pig you need oink mint

so the corn  said a joke to the beatshroat  and the beatshroat said stop being so corny

what did the pencil say to the other pencil looking sharp

why did the cow cross the road   to go to the moooive

why did the  bandanna  go to the doctor ? your  not  peeling every  well
 why did the chikin  cross the road to get to the other side

greyhound rescue

Apples Potions

 By Juliette

Apple’s Potoins.

Name: Happy Potion.

What is used for: being happy for people that to be happy.

Recipe: Apples x 3/ bananas x 4 / grapes x 2 / frogs legs x4.

How to drink it. Open the bottle and drink it.

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Name : Sad Potion.

What is it used for : People that want to be sad at weddings.

Recipe: tears x3/ sunlight / bees x 6 / flys x10.

How to drink it. Open the bottle and drink it.

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Name : Hot Potion.

What is it used for : when it cold and when it is winter.

Recipe : sunlight x20/ flowers x 40/ blue dye / hot water.

How to drink it. Open the bottle and drink it.

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Facts about Wairarapa and map.

   Wairarapa.

                    Facts about Wairarapa.

1.The Wairarapa is one of the longest-settled regions of New Zealand but the people didn’t settled in fast.

2.The european settlers were the first people in new zealand to create sheep stations which are a large farm of sheep on the plains south of Martinborough.

3.The southern coastline boasts Cape Palliser which has the largest collection of native furs made from the fur from the native animals found in NZ.

4. The Maori people named the area Wairarapa which means “land of  Glistening Waters”.

5. Masterton is the largest town in Wairarapa.

6.  There are five town in Wairarapa they are Carterton, Masterton, Martinborough, Greytown and Featherston.

Jokes

1.Knock Knock

Who’s there?

Little old lady.

Little old lady who?

Wow, I didn't know you could yodel!

2.Q: Why do bananas have to put on sunscreen before they go to the beach?

A: Because they might peel!

3.Q: What do you call a cow on a trampoline?

A: A milk shake!

4. Q: What do you get if you cross a frog with a rabbit?

A: A bunny rabbit.

5.Q: What gets wetter the more it dries?

A: A towel!

6. A snake kid asks his mom, "Mom, are we poisonous?" His mother says, "Why do you want to know?" The snake kid says, "because I just bit my tongue."

7.Figs.

Figs who?

Fix your doorbell, it's broken!

8. Q.: What do you call cheese that's not yours?

A: Nacho cheese!

9.Q: What do you get when you cross a snowman and a vampire?

A: Frostbite!

10.What do elves learn in school?

A: The elf-abet.

11. Q: Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

A: He wanted to go to high school.

12. : Why did the girl smear peanut butter on the road?

A: To go with the traffic jam!